Go fug yourself for fuggly is the new pretty =]
I was in my dreams this morning and something awaken me up.
well, my fuggly daddie snorring.
A glance at my phone and it was sweet =] 6.23am. with 7 incoming messages from my darling =D.
Just a slip of my mind, i forgot to call her yesterday night.
Swiftly, i created a text message and inform her that i'm awake.
Oh gawd, so sad...wanted to express my *misses* to her but the fugging network is down.
Fuggin phone's battery is 2%
After about 5 minutes. mum comes in saying: " boyy! wake up lor...late lor"
So i got up from my fuggly bed to go to the washroom and have a quick bathe.
'clinks' opens the batheroom door...*the door knob is so dam fugging loose*
went in to my mum's room and get the hair dryer on and...
Mum: john, call your lazy sista up.
John: sure, it's my pleasure(hahaha)
gosh! one of the hardest thing to do in life, is waking my fuggly sista up.
i got her up in the end too =]
i had char siew pau for breakfast.
as usual a cup of mailo =D
*prepares everything* get in the car and flew of to skewl.
the nonsense in school life.
Baby, it's time for moral. A moral is a message conveyed or a lesson to be learned from a story or event. The moral may be left to the hearer, reader or viewer to determine for themselves, or may be explicitly encapsulated in a maxim. As an example of the latter, at the end of Aesop's fable of the Tortoise and the Hare, in which the plodding and determined tortoise wins a race against the much-faster yet extremely arrogant hare, the moral is "slow and steady wins the race."
what the fug? sure this is moral? hahah...i got a lesson from miss sook li. she teaches ppl how to play in class..and not studyy!! oh gawd. such a perfect example for us students =] we played truth or dare.
the dares: go to someone's table and say *touch my bodeh*
say i love you and stuffs
touch people...(not some obseen parts)
There is a real funny thing that gave the gang shockwaves
Tian haw and me were planning to dare natalie to do something real stupid.
tian haw: *whispers* ask nat nat to go to a new guy's place and ask wheter when he started masturbating..
Me:fugging pervert.
so natalie really went to *heng songwee* the new guy's desk...(btw he's playing chinese chess.)
Nat: 你最后一次打飞机是几时？(when you started masturbating?)
The whole gang that heard...they really laughed...for some innocent lady askin a guy some kinda questions..ha ha ha.
My heads were down on my hands on the table~...can't stop laughing omaigoard..
Ng, the guy who was playing with songwee got a real fugging high shock!
Skips till after school.
The fugging sunny wheater...
John: tze jie! wanna lunch??
JIE : bo lui arh lunch what?
John: come on laa, i help you pay =]
then we go on walking with jayshen to the canteen.
well, the noodle soup in canteen sarks like sheet.
jay: walao, the curry dam *heong*(smells nice)
me: nah, the noodle here sucks man.
Jie : they put air mani inside (sperm) to make it smells better.
me: oh whatt?? tze jie..you're so the kind of guai zai, why speak like that!
unexpected.
JIE: fuck you.
than we go on chatting and eating...and stuff.
well, we walked out of the skewl.
and i myself...felt that some aura it's in front...a black black one.
maigod, it's dillon..ahahah then we chat about our BSLs...and...nothing funny happened eventually.
i'm done with the post. see you guys..buhbyee.
